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Aside from having the distinction of being Alaska's largest city, Anchorage benefits from all of the natural beauty that is both within it and around it. The city sits in the middle of six mountain ranges, and the highest point of all of them, Mt. McKinley, can be seen from downtown on clear, crisp days.

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Any parks, or fun activities y'all can think of to help light up some sparks under our fire? I'm kinda thinking a walk as the sun's setting or something Cuz I'm new to AK and Moosies scare the shit outta me! Hey bud, I have 25 floating paper lanterns. If you want a few, I will let you have them. Don't burn Anchorage down.

Go to Skyline Drive in Eagle River on a clear night.

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Drive up that motherfucking road up the mountain. Don't get stuck in a ditch. Look'em in the eyes, then look'em in the stars, light the lantern charcoal, put it in the dish, wait until the hot air builds up in the balloon. Let go.

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Set Eagle River on fire. Take the fucker to Mooses Tooth before midnight.

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Fill up on awesome pizza. Drive around downtown, laugh at the homeless people. Begin smoking socially. Talk about your feelings. How do you make love stay?

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Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell him the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.

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If he really is still there, man the fuck up. Take him out to Kaladi Bros Coffee. Patronize the baristas for their bad life decisions. Go out to lunch. Yelp that shit. Take him to Beluga Point on Turnagain. Go past the that says do not trespass. Yell at the wind and take pictures. Talk about feelings. Go on a hike in the wintertime. Wear socks that don't strafe your ankles.

Man the fuck up. Go to the Bear Tooth Theatre.

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Talk to the ticket man behind the counter. See if you can dance your way out of a 3 dollar ticket. Go to the top floor because you are under Watch that mediocre movie that came out six weeks ago or that okay indie movie that no self respecting movie theater could make money off of.

Get bored and make out in the theater. Make out until your tongues are too dried out. Start watching the movie. Fall in love with the protagonist.

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Watch her die in a tragic drunk driving incident. Learn to ski. Check out the Out North Theatre for events. Cuddle by the fucking fireplace.

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Fuck for fucks sake. Hold his hand when he doesn't want to be seen with you in public. Go to the Dimond Mall. Win a bunch of tickets at the arcade.

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Buy a bunch of plastic parachute men. Go to the top floor of the mall. Unleash God's wrath on the preschoolers learning how to play hockey. Watch them cry.

Feel bad. Go to the Alaska Native Heritage Center. Go there and try to understand the people there. Live like a person there. See how long until you get kicked out. Lose your land and your culture to the white man.

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Go to Walmart. Bring your booklets of the Communist Manifesto that you printed off with your mom's printer. Make sure they're double sided, use the sparknotes so that people will find it easy to read.

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Hide them behind the preteen girl magazines in the literature aisle. Shoplift some nail polish while you're at it. Eat at McDonalds. Go to the drive-thru of the Taco Bell on Old Seward at night. Tell them you want your nachos crushed up in a tortilla.

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The tortilla should be free. Ask for a drink consisting of half a mango fruitista and half of a tropicana lemonade.

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It will taste reminiscent of Sunny D. Sunny D tastes like shit. Drive in the middle of the group of douchebags with pimped out trucks. Take your shitty Sunny D and throw it at the alpha Dodge Caravan. Drive away fast. Those fuckers won't know what hit them.

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Get really high.